Safe Sex.

Even though any reference to sex is taboo, forbidden, or even condemned by most contemporary religions, the fact remains that sex still is the most popular and favorite activity among human beings, more so in most instances than drinking and eating. And while the Virgin Mary is off limits, I might just remind you that even the Pope’s parents couldn’t refrain from it.

No wonder. Have you been at a nude beach lately? If so, did it not remind you that the anatomy of a naked human being is more sexually explicit than that of any living creature you can think of, including even a cow? (After all: a cow has only one breast.)

At least since Adam and Eve we know that sex is dangerous and detrimental to your health, today even more so than ever before: just by surfing the Internet you can catch a virus.

The only safe sex is a visit to the museums. There, you can indulge in the undisturbed pleasure of comparing sex organs throughout human history. And what’s even better: while admiring and comparing the artistic creations of African culture and of such highly considered porno artists as Pablo Picasso, you will publicly display your aura as an enormously cultured person and indeed be recognized as a real patron of the arts.

08/04/08