| And I am telling you: It is not enough for the sun to be shining – oh no! It is necessary that the cows be able to eat, so they can give you your daily milk that guarantees the survival of our green planet. And it has been said that our entire world could have perished under the heat of the constant rains that are so wet that even the dogs are afraid to take a bath therein, even though their skin has been badly torn by the never ending fights that have been ravaging the Continent where the emperor Napoleon had almost been victorious at the battle of Waterloo, had this idiot of General Nelson not suffered of his acute and proverbial constipation at the corner of his woods from where he emerged from time to time to amuse himself with all those virgins around him at the time. Yes, I am not joking: it is the sound that produces the music, of which the French “Orgues de Barbarie” represent but an infinitely incoherent aspect, not to speak in a pointless way about our universal society, which is currently invading our planet, which is also suffering so desperately from the beautiful songs of all those hidden birds singing in the multi-colored cathedrals with all those ornaments that were dilapidated by the abuse of the centuries of gray dust covering the abyss of the lost souls, not believing in any God or even fearing the Devil that is always hidden in the detail (as we all know), since all grandmasters of blackmail also recognize full well that it is indeed the sound that produces the music, unless it might have been previously eaten up from a full plate of sardines, since it is well known that they are very healthy for the bones of any aging person (otherwise in excellent health), particularly in connection with physical love making, mostly not mentioned out of fear to make the world believe that talk is infinitely more easy than the concrete action. I think that by now you understand what I am trying to tell you with the conviction of a Buddha-like sage, who has proven many times before and during the course of his life that it is entirely irrelevant or even foolish if measured with a thermometer somehow a bit broken just at the exact specific point… |