| Are you a loving, caring person? Do you stand up for other people who are being abused by the system? Do you enjoy the beauty of a sunset? Is the colorful wing of a butterfly more important to you than the next thousand dollars in your bank account? If and when your answer is a non-equivocal “yes!” to all the above questions, then there is no doubt in my mind of a professional consultant that you have all the most precious qualities needed to become a lawyer!
And when I say lawyer, I mean one of those valued professionals who thrive to make this society a Heaven on Earth for all of us animal lovers who are concerned that the animal within us still is so very much preponderant. In your heart of hearts you are one of the best and you deserve to be elected to your local community boards, to the states legislature and even the Congress in Washington, because you know how to stand up for the rights of the swallows who tend to come back ever later from the warm weather in the South, since the flies are disappearing due to the pesticides that kill them so very dead and who are therefore substantially diminished in their fundamental rights of being called “pork” in the budgets of the legislators all around the world, while the ignorant silent majority of the people don’t even know what is really going on and tend to grossly underestimate the amount of love and dedication that our legal profession is so selflessly committing to this noble cause in order to save them all for the greater good of mankind. |